A 143 Euro Taxi Ride

143 Euro = 13000 INR as of 28 Aug 2013

10:05 AM: “SH*T!!!!” I missed my bus for the airport. I saw the bus racing away in front of me and I stood there like a fool. “There goes my 4 Euro flight” – I said to myself.

1 Hour ago

9:00 AM: “Am I a backpacker or a flashpacker?” – I asked myself while enjoying a fine Bavarian breakfast in a 3 Star hotel in Munich. I knew I must hurry, so I had to leave the delicious breakfast in the middle and pack my bags.

9:40 AM: “From where does the bus for the airport leave?” – With my newly acquired fake German-English accent, I asked an old bus driver reading a German newspaper through his half-moon spectacles (was he Dumbledore?) . Without any expression, he pointed me towards one of the empty bus lanes. “Danke” I replied.

I was at the Munich bus station. The place looked dark and dirty by German standards. (I mean the new Germany and not the Nazi one). It was 9:40 AM in the morning. I had a Ryanair flight at 12:15 PM from Munich West airport to Oslo. As it takes over 1 hour to reach the airport by bus, I was extra cautious and reached the bus station 20 mins in advance. The bus was scheduled to leave at 10 AM. So, I kept waiting on a bench, still thinking about the free breakfast at the hotel which I had to finish early in order to catch the bus. I bought  Ryanair tickers from Munich to Oslo for 4 Euro! Yes! A 3 hour flight across Europe for 4 Euro. I felt I was the luckiest person on Earth. However, the flight turned out “not so cheap” in the end.

9:55AM: “Something is wrong” – I though when I checked watch again. It was 9:55 AM and still there was no sign of the Airport bus. I got a bit worried and started looking for the bus. I left the bus station and went to the main road.

10:05 AM: “SH*T!!!!” I missed my bus for the airport. I saw the bus racing away in front of me and I stood there like a fool. “There goes my 4 Euro flight” – I said to myself. It turned out that the bus does not leave from the bus station but from a road somewhat near the bus station. Damage was done. There was nothing I could do because the next bus was scheduled two hours later which meant missing my flight.

10:15 AM: Sitting in a cybercafe, I checked the flight prices. All Ryanair tickets were sold! I also checked how to reach the airport by local train. No help. I decided to go to the bus station again and check for the bus to Berlin from where I could again take a bus to Oslo. At the bus station – “Over 24 hour bus ride…noway” – I said to myself.

10:40 AM: It was hopeless. I realized that I am gonna miss my flight. As I was watching people walking past me on the road, I saw a black Mercedes Taxi. The driver was bald and was wearing dark glasses. Now as I think of him….I can picture Jason Statham (from the movie Transporter) driving that cab. Taking cab to the airport never occurred to me as I was aware of the fact that riding taxi is a luxury in Europe. But since there was no other way I hesitantly approached the cab.

10:45 AM: “I WANT TO GO TO THE MUNICH WEST AIRPORT” – I told the driver very clearly. He replied calmly in clear English that hr can take me to the airport in about 40 mins. 110km in 40 mins? With doubt, I boarded the taxi.

10:50 AM: He entered the address on his GPS system and started the taxi. He told me that due to the traffic and rules he needs to drive slowly within the city boundary; however, he assured me that once we hit the highway he will drive faster. I had no other option but to believe him.

11:00AM: “Wow! 190km/hour speed!” I thought. He was driving amazingly fast on the German highways. I could see other cars moving at same pace. Sitting inside the car I was feeling like Captain Kiek of Starwars…..driving at the speed of light! After about 20 mins later I located the airport bus in front of us. When my taxi went passed the bus, I felt so elated that I decided to tip the cab driver handsomely on reaching the airport. I was relieved that now I am going to reach the airport on time. Windows were tightly shut and the AC was blowing with full force when my eyes went to the meter. My heart stopped – 125 Euro :O With every movement in the meter I was getting a weird sensation in my stomach. I am not sure what was running faster – the taxi or my heart beat.

11:30 AM: When the taxi stopped in front of the airport gate the meter reading said 143 Euro! I took out two hundred Euro note from my purse and handed over to the driver. He returned me 57 Euros. I guess after looking at my face he did not have the courage to ask for tip. I collected the change and de-boarded the cab. Before entering the airport, I looked back at the black Mercedes for the one last time which saved my flight. “Someday I will write about it in my travel blog” I thought and went through the security gates.

Munich, Germany
Munich, Germany

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